brotalitarian


when your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive d-ck in attempt to control your everyday life.
“time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, steve!”, exclaimed george after finally dominating steve in a man-struggle to the death.

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