Brotanica
a reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. like the t-tanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. pandora’s box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, p-ssive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.
gangplank: brotanica has sunk!
miss fortune: poor caribee, heretic, and rewgew all drowned.
gangplank: thank god for these lifeboats. at least we made it to paradise, but it’s kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
miss fortune: fortune doesn’t favor fools!
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