Brotend
brotend, v.- those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
ex: dude jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(plural) jeez what’s with all these brotenders thinking they’ve achieved bro status?
those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
lax bro 1 -“ay man, did you hear about that brotender?”
lax bro 2- “oh you mean jeffreys?”
lax bro 1- “dude jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.”
lax bro 1 – ” he thinks he has his own flow name”, “but he was never offered by the flowgods”
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