Brotex
a type of condom used for gay s-x between two men
“hey, dude, i wanna be safe. how about we use a brotex?”
sick gear used for skiing and boarding. adapted from the word gore-tex, bro-tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of bro-tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. if you claim bro-tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the sh-t away as soon as possible.
kyle: did you see gary this morning rocking another arc’teryx and norrona setup?
d: yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
kyle: yeah for real, dude stays bro-texed out.
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