Brotoad


a chump who thinks himself a bro. wheres tanktops overexcessively. spends much time sitting in his sh-tty car, by himself, with no music. the sh-tty car is key.
that kid in that old volvo wagon is such a brotoad, who the f-ck does he think he is.

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