Brotorious


the sublime and highly sought after status of being so bro that everyone idolizes you. this includes wearing v-necks, fist pumping, and getting girls.

one must never put a ho before a bro or will face suspension and/or possible expulsion from brotorious.

bros must drink excessive amounts and dance on any object possible (coffee tables, stoves, refrigerators, etc.)

to gain official brotorious status one must go through “bro-nitiation” which involves partying for a weekend with some brotorious bros in the “bro-dome” who will put you to the test and vote on if you have what it takes.
girl: “omg did you see how f-cking s-xy those bros were.”

guy: “yeah there so rad they have to be in brotorious”

bros: (in the background) “bro-bro-bro-brotorious!”

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