Broviet Union


1. (n.) the act of two men joining in broly matrimony, or, becoming very good new friends through getting totally sh-tcabined and making clouded decisions.

2 (n.) an unorganized, wild, messy territory, formerly attached to russia, a site to which men make pilgrimage to for the purpose of bro-ing it up, more specifically getting drunk, partying, and engaging in risky feats of sport/s-x with native women. a main exporter of dirtbikes, lacrosse equipment, stoli (“broli”), and rubbers
1. john-henry : “bro!!!! did we just affirm the vows of our broviet union?

lucas: “you know it broseph! now there’s only one thing to do”

john-henry: “bro it uuuuupppppp! lets brotorboat these she-bro’s!”

2. john-henry: “bro! where where you last night, we had such a great time”

lucas: “sorry jh, i had to pick up my uncle vlad at the airport, he just got in from the broviet union! he’s such a bro, he needs to use scientific notation to write his sperm count!”

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