broward county is a county region in south florida that is right above miami-dade county. those two counties are considered as “sister counties” since they share the same cultural trends, art, musical styles, connections, language vernacular & news/current events.
broward county is a calmer, more mellow version of miami, which has lower crime activity and tourist visitors.
broward is the birthplace of stickin’/jookin’ dance and music, the immense population of proud haitian n*gg*s that will put a bullet in your head in a quick second, and southern slang that sound exactly like the rapper plies.
a: n*gg* where you from?
b: i’m from broward county bih’
a: what part? pompano? deerfield? lauderdale? sunrise? deepside? or lauderhill?
b: i’m from lauderdale!
a: dat part!
- bro stain
when you nut and immediately put your c*ck away leaving the excess splooge to leak out on to cloth causing a stain. dude, borrowed my roommates sheet and it’s got bro stains all over it
- god's wallet
the wallet g*d gave you. a.k.a *sshole. a wallet used primarily in prison. “hey wayne!!! the guards are coming!!! hide the shank in g*d’s wallet!!” ” tonight i’m hiding my d*ck in wayne’s g*d’s wallet”
- grandpa's war goggles
an elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and t*st*cl*s. granny always enjoyed polishing grandpa’s war goggles.
an actual blister on your c*nt. woman-“yo’ man i got a huge *ss c*ntblister” man-“eww, wtf…” a word used when nothing else seems painful or disparaging enough to insult an item or person. did you see that guy spit in that old nun’s face? he is such a c*ntblister.