Brown Alert
a warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person’s.
bart issued a brown alert in the first floor men’s room this afternoon because he had mexican food for lunch.
when the urgency to defecate is so intense you’re only mere moments from soiling yourself.
“i had to clench my -ss cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because i was having a serious brown alert.”
when someone has to take a major sh-t
oh god, look out brown alert comin through.
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