brown avalanche
a brown avalanche is the fecal equivalent of a golden shower.
hank gave cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.
she climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money’s worth.
the often heard avalanche of faecal matter erupting from someone’s bowels in a public bathroom…
a: “dude i was just in the bathroom and the place shook with a d-mn brown avalanche!”
b: “sick!”
c walks in with a pleased grin on his face.
a: “feeling relieved?”
c: “oh yeah.”
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