Brown Bagged


to be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. the chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.
“last night we were so brown bagged that abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus”
putting a bag over a woments head, then cutting a hole where the mouth is and getting head. this is usually done because the women is ugly.
hey see that ugly girl i brownbagged her last night.
i couln’t see her face at all.
the first act of brown bagging involves your partner to have co-rs- diaheria on the bed. once the deed is complete you will dip you genitals into the pile of feces. after you have completed the smearing of sh-t on your ball bag, you proceed to tea bag her. now that shes full of sh-t, you turn her face down and smear her face on the sh-tty bed sheets.
my dad loves being brown bagged!

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