Brown Bagging
sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there’s no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. don’t let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from f-cking her though. just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and f-ck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
to drink an alcoholic beverage while is still in the brown bag supplied by the seller. reasons to do this include, but are not limited to: discreet drinking, hiding of girly drinks to avoid embarr-ssment, to get more drunk than would be socially suggested (by hiding harder liquor), and to promote humor value of drinking. can also suggest bringing alcohol to a party as to have an alternative to undesirable beer.
“dude, i just got a keg of natty for sat-rday. you gonna come?” “sure, but i’ll be brown bagging it though.”
“hey, you brown bagging a zima over there, or what?”
the act of carrying alcoholic liquor at restricted places.
tr.v. brown-bagged, brown-bag·ging, brown-bags.
we got liquor from the regular speakeasy and went driving and brown-bagging all over the city.
s-xual act of inserting the scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s into a women’s -n-s.
misty really enjoyed me brown bagging her.
bringing a kick -ss bagged lunch to school
person 1: dude what are you buying for lunch today?
person 2: dude my mom didnt give me money for lunch today so im brown bagging it.
person 1: lame!!!!!!
using a brown paper bag for your lunch.
(it’s a charlie brown reference, folks)
sally: “you had me take my lunch to school in a lunch box…do you know what happened? all the other kids were brown-bagging it!! i felt like a fool!”
charlie brown: -sighs-
(v) when doing someone -n-l style, and you proceed to drop your nut-sack into his/her -sshole.
“hey, you like brown bagging?”
“no, i don’t like t-st-cl-s in my b-tthole.”
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