Brown Bitches


small tasty rye chips in a bag of gardetto’s mix. without the bb’s the mix would be cr-p.

tip: double up a brown b-tch with the dry -ss pretzel for more flavor.

finding a brown b-tch in a bag is like striking gold.
don’t hog all the brown b-tches haley!! leave some for steve!!

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