brown bowtie
the act of doing a girl in the t-rd cutter and the proceding to slide your meatpole between her melons resulting in what appears to be a “brown bowtie”.
jen had to shower after i gave her a gnarly brown bowtie because her chest smelt like sh-t.
while crouched over your partner and receiving a hummer you defecate on your partner’s neck, hence a brown bow-tie. note that the person delivering the brown bow-tie must be facing his partner’s head, lest he deliver a brown sombrero.
“while sarah was giving me a hummer last night, those refried beans kicked in and i couldn’t help but give her a brown bow-tie!”
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