brown box
to take a steamy sh-t in a box and give it to someone as a gift.
dammit i forgot to get henry a gift.” “just give him a brown box.
an employer’s p-ssive method for saying, “thanks, but no thanks,” when an employee gives two-weeks notice. the employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. the box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.
i gave the firm my two-weeks notice on wednesday when i found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by friday they had decided just to brown-box me.
a brown box is a hardware product that includes only the necessary products needed to install into a computer.
these products are generally much cheaper than a retail version of the product because it does not include the standard box and other miscellaneous paper inserts.
a computer video card that is a brown box will likely only include the actual card in an anti-static bag and the software (drivers).
this term is used to refer to a fine curvy brown-skinned woman, usually mexican, puerto rican, cuban, or brazilian.
we threw our funds together, bought a cheap van, and went to mexico in search of some brown box.
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