brown carpet
a bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. it leaves a particularily foul odour — or flavour if you were in a rush — that grinds oral s-x to a halt.
“i must have p-ssed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last night.”
“that chick i went home with last night was kinda gross. i could ignore the other stuff, but the brown carpet was the final straw.”
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