Brown Crown

when someone deficates on top of your head in a s-xual fasion.
i just gave rhonda a brown crown she’ll never forget.
when completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting t-rds breaches or “crowns” above the water. not to be confused with the m-ssive brown crown or gorgo the beast master, when one or more t-rds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the p–per to stand up in order to break off the t-rd and finish.
guy 1: “dude, you were in the sh-tter forever! what were you doing, scuba diving?”
guy 2: “nah man, i just finished my brown crown. that thing was wonderful. i took a picture with my phone. i cried a little when i had to flush it.”
guy 1: “well break out the picture, man!”

while in the bathroom …
friend 1: “oh my god! i think i’m cr-pping out my soul!”
friend 2 (at the next stall): “bullsh-t! let’s compare dumps; i’ll bet mine’s bigger.”
both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
friend 2: “holy h-ll, man! you had a brown crown! that t-rd’s almost touching the lid!”
friend 1: “i know, man. that was almost a m-ssive brown crown. i almost want to name it!”
synonym for first-time -n-l s-x
sarah and i were pretty wild in the sack, and she let me take her brown crown.
the ring of sh-t left behind after -n-l penetration if -ss not cleaned out properly. the way to become the king of poo.
ah, forgot my condom. gonna have a brown crown in the morning.

i’m the king, sitting on my throne with a brown crown on my head.
when someone sticks their finger in his or her -n-s and then wipes it around the crown of your head.
ugh, that stripper just gave me a glaucoma test, then a brown crown.
brown crown is when you fart on someones head when they bend over
keith bent over to pick his pen up off the ground and i farted on his head……..brown crown
the -ss rim, the b-tthole.
in the joint when hector placed stevie’s brown crown on his smaller head. stevie was offically crowned a queen!

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