brown eye blind
the craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones -n-s and let it melt. at that point you take an exploding sh-t on your partners -n-s covering the “brown eye” with a milky white film.
frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus
this is also known as the “birds eye” due to the similarity to bird sh-t.
i taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!
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