brown eye surprise
closely resembling the winston slip, the difference being that the brown eye suprise is used with the intention of a second date. may also be used on significant other, wife or girlfriend.
see the winston slip for full details.
“i gave her the brown eye surprise she thought i was heading for the beef curtains, but i slipped it in the exit only hole.”
man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his c-ck hard…. oh d-mn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!
oh man, she gave me the brown eye surprise
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