Brown-eyeing


normally done after being chastised; it is the act of dropping your trousers and pants, spreading wide your -ss cheeks and saying “tell it to the eye”. an alternative is to “talk to the -rs-“.
after a robust reprimand, for urinating in the sink, jeremy dropped his trousers and parted his cheeks – requesting his mother to “talk to the eye”.
later that evening, she told his father that jeremy had been “brown-eyeing again”.

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