brown flash


in the oscillations between struggling not to sh-t and feeling perfectly fine (somewhat -n-logous to contractions during child birth), the brown flash is the temporary but dire need to take a sh-t. often results in sweating, heavy breathing, and a clenching shut of the -sshole to prevent sh-tflow.
after 2 hours of holding in a sh-t i was brown flashing incredibly hard. my feelings of intense need to sh-t were becoming closer and closer together and i knew if i did not sh-t soon i would ruin a pair of innocent underwear.
used to refer to quick robbery by an aborigine in australia. usually in queensland.
‘who robbed the house bruce?’ “dunno sheila i was on the dunny but i saw a brown flash’

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