Brown Florentine
while it may sound like a tasty drink from starbucks, ordering one would be an embarr-ssing mistake. a brown florentine is a variation on the menudo s-xual act. during the act of s-x the male inserts his p-n-s into the women’s v-g-n- and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her -n-l cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the v-g-n- and r-ct-m.
hey clay. i heard you gave lynn the brown florentine last night.
yeah, i almost made it to the small intestine. maybe next time.
(high five)
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