Brown Hook


the act of forming a hook shape with either 1 or 2 fingers and proceeding to jam it into your buddy’s -ss to see his reaction and discomfort. it is not at all h-m-s-xual but extremely hilarious. one usually screams hook!! during the action of brown hooking someone.
worker 1-(bending over to pick something up)
worker 2- (screams hook!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker

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