brown massacre


it’s when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to sh-t really bad. they don’t even get their pants all the way down and blast sh-t all over the place. the sheer horror and disbelief of a brown m-ssacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.
if your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown m-ssacre from h-ll.

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