brown mile
when you run a mile, maybe in gym cl-ss for your androgenous “teacher and the pressure on your -ss is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually sh-t. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town
i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just sh-t at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile
when you take a sh-t (especially a messy -ss sh-t) then realize you’re out of toilet paper and have to make that walk to to get something to wipe your dirty -ss with, that short walk that feels like a mile
i was outta tp and to do the brown mile to the kitch to get some napkins to save my -ss
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