brown mommy


a maid or nanny– typically of latin american descent– to whom rich, lazy anglo women outsource most or all of their parenting duties.

“i’m so sorry i made you work on christmas, but the kids kept crying for ‘brown mommy.'”

(drunk, wealthy white lady to her maid– from the “my name is earl” episode, “friends with benefits”)

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