Brown October
similar to the infamous russian stealth submarine “red october,” the brown october is a sh-tmarine dump that immediately disappears once in the water. the brown october is loyal to no one and has its own mission and agenda.
brian had been on a steady diet of steak and potatoes and his lower intestines had been busy creating a undercover special ops project. brian had become constipated having not taking a sh-t in nearly 5 days, so he decided to drink some prune juice to get things flowing. his lower intestines released a brown october into the toilet bowl and the sh-tmarine immediately disappeared to a depth of 2 fathoms to avoid being spotted.
n. sh-t
be right back…i gotta go put the brown october to sea.
a long, dense, tubular t-rd that sinks to the bottom of the bowl
i just launched the brown october and it left a nice skid mark.
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