Brown Onion


the least attractive female of a group of females.
whoa… hen’s night. look at all those peaches!

and one brown onion.
a term used when you hold a towel over another person’s face while they try doing a sit-up. with the towel covering their eyes so they cannot see, another person stands over the blindfolded person with his pants down. while the person is struggling with the sit-up, the person holding the towel lets his grip loose. this will allow the person to successfully complete his sit-up, with the suprise of ending up with his face in the other person’s sweaty -ss!
man, we gave steve a brown onion last week and he’s still smelling that sh-t!
slang term for -n-s.
“i thought that guy at the door was a census taker but he was just a homeless guy who wanted to poke me in my brown onion!”

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