Brown Paddle Award


given to canada’s most notorious and troublesome sh-t disturbers. these individuals show extreme self interest. they are always self important and almost smart. many of these potential winners live in the toronto and ottawa area. when they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.
bob was a reporter sent out to the edmonton journal, but continued to believe in the national energy policy. the boys at the petroleum club gave him the brown paddle award for 2005.

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