brown spalding


a deviant s-x act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a sh-t on the partner’s head. “spalding” refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

also known as a hot fudge sundae.
tom: so did you give her an alabama hot pocket?
shaun: nah, we wanted to try something new, so i gave her a brown spalding.

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