Brown Spit-Shine
a review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:
1) print out doc-ment/presentation
2) pull down trousers
3) squat over said doc-ment/presentation
4) proceed to excrete on doc-ment
5) return to author covered in human excrement
that powerpoint presentation was so horrible that i printed it out and gave it a brown spit-shine.
upon reviewing the first draft of jim’s presentation, i had no choice but to brown spit-shine it. jim’s on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
i know the first iteration wasn’t my best work by it didn’t deserve to be literally shat upon with a brown spit-shine.
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