Brown Thomas
when a guy does somebody up the -ss and before -j-c-l-t–n he partially pulls out leaving the head of the p-n-s in the -ss and m-st-rb-t-s until he c-ms. the term originates in ireland and is named after an upper cl-ss store in dublin
i was with this chick last night and i gave her the brown thomas. -n-l s-x
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