so you’ve got the ceiling fan on, and during s*x you take a sh*t, throw it up onto the fan and your girl has to catch it in her mouth.
hey girl, there’s gonna be a brown tornado storming through here tonight 😉
the international sign for a s*ssy, cool, female teenager. often used in large groups of friends. deandra: “yo tiddah, what’s happening?” mackenzie: “who. the. f*ck. are. you?”
- whose status is it anyway
whose status is it anyway is a drinking game where dylan reads out facebook statuses of idiots we went to high school with. each status must be read out in a constant non-revealing emotive tone and needs to end with “who am i?”. any game partic*p*nt can choose to guess the answer. if the guess […]
someone whose been there for you since day #1. marie is my dayunoo tf 💁🏻😂.
when you you get b*n*r in cl*ss for no apparent reason today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect