Brown Turtle-Licker
a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone’s b-m.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.
”kami bolton licked emily taylors sh-t turtle as she thought it was a good thing to do at the time…..this means she is a brown turtle-licker”
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