Brown Unicorn


the s-xual act of s-x with the br–sts in which the female lays down on her back while the male, facing her feet, proceeds to f-ck her t-ts, rubbing his b-m hole in the female’s face. for extra pleasure, the woman’s nose can be used to stimulate the man’s -n-s.
if you perform the brown unicorn, you are a d-ck.
when one straps a d-ld- to ones forehead and bangs another in the -ss. neighing and frolicking in the process.
sven worked the brown unicorn on my t-rd cutter like legend last night.

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