brown waldo
a brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. the more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player najeh davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere – not just in a closet hamper. you’ll smell it before you see it!
this christmas party sucks – i’m gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.
<3 days later>
dude … where’s the brown waldo? i can totally smell it!
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