brown walk
the long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. often dropping a squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. similar to the brown swagger, except that it’s more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.
i was taking a brown walk and thought n-body was around so i ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.
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