Browner

sucking up to the techer so much that their head is so far up the teacher’s -ss that they get brown on their nose from the poo.
“ew what a browner always sucking up to the teacher”
term from about the early ’80s (prob a derivative of “brainer”) describing someone in school who is extremely smart and gets high grades.

a browner can be (but not necessarily) a geek or a nerd.
“edwin? oh yeah, he’s definitely a browner…i think his lowest mark was a b+ !”
synonomous with $100 cdn; derived from the color of the funny money.
jimmy: how much for the fridge?
tom: 3 browners ($300cdn)
pr-nounced “bro-ners”

when you have a bro with whom you share everything, therefore his stuff is also yours.
“who owns this place?”
“all of us, we´re browners”

to brown smth (pr-nounced “bro-own”)
an overused label applied to an academically successful high school / university student. has recently been broadened to include anyone who reads recreationally and has an average higher than 60%.
for example:

jim: “sally, you should die your hair blonde and stop acting intelligent. people might think you’re a browner.”

sally: -gasps in mock dismay-. i’ll get right on that, jim.
a perticularly large poo, one that should it be dropped would register on the richter scale. often used in the context of stupidity.
a: oh my god, i cant believe you just ate that browner.

b: that guy just did a browner in my fish pond!
the nickname derived from the surname “brown”. normally reserved for the coolest of the browns. people named “browner” have large brains, huge c-cks, and are so devastatingly charming that girls’ underwear disintegrates due to the sheer brilliance of a browner.
“oh my g-d…is that browner? i’m going commando now”