Brownie Crunch
noun. a s-xual act involving the tasting and consumption of hardened feces in and around the -n-s. one partner takes a sh-t and refrains from wiping, causing the drying and hardening of the feces. once the sh-t is crunchy, the other partner proceeds to toss the salad.
verb. to toss someone’s salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.
inspired by coco-puffs “brownie crunch”.
last night i took a m-ssive dump and forgot to wipe. after watching lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring, i was ready to receive a brownie crunch.
i walked in on my wife sh-tting out her chipotle burrito. i grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the f-ck out of her.
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