Brownish taxi
when you take a girl to the bar and you both get too intoxicated to drive, so you call for a taxi and then have -n-l s-x inside the cab on the ride back to your place.
person 1: “did you hear about harold and amy’s brownish taxi last night?!”
person 2: “yeah man next time someone has to ride b-tch seat they aren’t going to be happy about the sh-t streak.”
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