Brown’s Buoy


– when your stool hits the upper slope of the toilet bowl, spiraling into a symmetrical mound, thus protruding out of the water causing the odor of your feces to be much more pungent and foul (or enjoyable depending on said party).

– developed by a revenue marine captain in the 1850s. this relatively simple buoy had a base supporting a superstructure upon which hung a bell with four clappers that struck as the buoy rolled in the sea.
“i could hear the brown’s buoy bell toll as it guided or ship closer to sh-r-.”

“i left a brown’s buoy on the fourth floor at work today.”

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