Browntown Showdown


a heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. the browntown showdown is a modern play on the cl-ssic event, the “tug-of-war”. the two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and -n-lly incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. the rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the -n-l cavities of the aforementioned. both men then must clench their -ssly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(a ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-h-m- is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
“my teacher said the answer was x = 3, i disagree; it’s time for a browntown showdown.”

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