bruce bowen’d


to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.

named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.

ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.
spectator a: d-mn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?

spectator b: ya bro, he just got bruce bowen’d. f his life.

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