bruff

someone who is rough and/or somewhat vulgar.
i stopped going out with him because he started acting too bruff. it made me feel too uncomfortable.
to love or s-xually bang trees to the breaking point, bruff is a very bad person who loves to touch and feel trees badly.
also known as alex bruff.
hey bruff what you doing?

banging a tree
-n. 1) a grunt m-ffled by a closed fist acknowledging the presence of an inferior or inadequate being.

2) a harsh, abrasive moan of sarcasm in response to a detestable suggestion.
person 1: look at that kid playing pokemon on his gameboy!
person 2: -bruff- what a f-g!

pickles: come on guys lets get some work done.
cl-ss: yeh we’ll be doin a fair bit of work pickles! -bruff-
to release gas out your backside produced by good bacteria that live in your intestines
one more bruff and the doors closed!!!
stupid girls in my spanish cl-ss started using it. it can be used as a subst-tute for any word (usually f-ck) and as any part of speech.
i saw jake and megan at the party; they were bruffing like rabbits.

what the bruff is going on???
n. nickname for an actual person. he happens to be a very cool person. who also happens to bruff (def. #2) very well. and produces very smelly bruffs (def. #1).
“yo, bruff, how’s it goin’?”
“not bad…. satiring definitions of my nickname on urbandictionary.com.”