bruise wednesday


not disimilar (i imagine), to kill tuesday but ends at 8am after falling down some stairs, with scuffed elbows for all concerned and means coming up with explainations that said scuffs are not carpet burns. the preceding evening usually starts with wearing clothes of the opposite gender.
there’s no way i can make it to the orchid convention tomorrow ’cause it looks like tonights gonna be bruise wednesday.

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