Bruised the toilet
to leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won’t remove it.
husband: i’m going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
wife: sounds good.
–wait 15 minutes —
husband: do we have a toilet brush somewhere i just bruised the toilet.
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