Bruised Turd
the state of looking so bad that you just don’t look like sh-t but worse. you look like a t-rd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.
example person 1: this has been the week from h-ll!
example person 2: gosh diane, i can totally tell you look like a bruised t-rd.
example person 1: thanks cindy…
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