brunch hat


a hat that you put on on a weekend morning at college when you want to go out to eat brunch but you don’t want to shower first. the hat disguises the disgustingness of your unwashed hair and gives the impression that you got dressed this morning, when in fact all you did was pull some jeans on over the boxers you slept in.
roommate #1: man, i’m really hungry, but i don’t want to shower, or put on pants, or move at all really.
roommate #2: dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. you can shower tomorrow.

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