brunette’s revenge
the condition suffered by blonde women who don’t age well, despite having been insufferably cute when young, and who despite surgery and chemistry look rough and worn beyond their years even at an early age. enjoyed with a sense of satisfaction and pay-back by dark-haired women, particularly those of mediterranean heritage (e.g., sophia loren) who only look better as they get older.
nah, she’s only 35. she used to be cute but she’s got the worst case of brunette’s revenge i’ve ever seen.
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