Bruno Velocino


(verb) – the act of being incredibly awesome yet awkward in various moments such as having strange b-n-rs in crowded, yet quiet places; having little to no muscles in most parts of the body due to an incredible lack of interest in any sort of physical activity.
(noun) – a type of candle.
that bruno velocino is so hot that it just set my house on fire and killed 2 more of my children.

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